AID.

[First off, let's pretend this is Friday. Secondly, I don't think people are getting the point. What they're writing is supposed to be "Things Not Heard". What some people are giving me is just a bunch of things that I hear all the time. All but one. Man.]

My neighbors are so annoying! The other night, one broke his arm by banging on a door. His little brothers locked him out and when he got in, he started beating them up. Another neighbor called the police. A lot goes on down there, like parties and music blasts. One time we were playing capture the flag, and we were yelling. They came out and yelled, "Shut up, I'm tryin' to drink!" WOW. They are just stupid. We have called the cops, like, 10 times. They need to give it yp and just get arrested! People can hear them that are six houses down.

[Including me. She's not over-exaggerating. They're horrible. And they've stolen my brother's bikes. Anyway, there you go. That's ALL OF MY FRIENDS that I can get a hold of. The challenge is on, humanity.]